Had a fun day at work today with my ever so annoying colleague. She spent the entire day talking about her new £50.00 oak toilet seat and how it doesn't fit properly. Oh..how I don't care..shut up already, you boring, narcisstic, talk-a-holic, wanna-be-a-teenager-again whore of a woman!!! As you can tell we are great friends (yeah right) I have to sit behind her and she just does not shut the f*ck up. She is in her late 40's and has no boyfriend (no one is that desparate)Everyone she meets ends up hating her. She is just so rude to everyone and doesn't take the slightest bit of notice of you or what you are doing in your life. Our IT bloke has to ring me first before coming up to our office, just to make sure she isn't there before he comes up to fix our PC's. She's that bad and I know I drive my poor husband mad with stories of my bad day with her. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Maybe I should try the rat poison wrapped in mackrel approach with her!